Housewives tend to spend a lot of time doing things around the house alone. So what goes on inside the head of a housewife? What do we think about during the 15 minute task at hand? What odd scenarios play out in our heads while we sit on the floor folding clothes, or rock a nursing baby to sleep? What issues do we dwell on while making the kids lunch? What problems do we solve/create while we do the laundry? Here’s what goes on in my head…
About Me
- Sarah
- I have dedicated all of my time to the welfare, upkeep, control, future, problem solving, compromising, cleanliness, and order to my home, my children, my dog, my two cats, my two fish, and my husband. I have opted to put all my time, sanity, self control, patience, impatience, good grace, and stellar personality into this effort. I am happy to clean, willing to be walked all over, content to attend to my dirty duties, and totally convinced I have the best job in the world. Give or take a couple days.
December 13, 2011
...while driving home
No no no no, where's the rest of my candy bar. I couldn't have finished it, stay calm. Empty wrapper? Come on, I drove all the way to target to satisfy this craving only to forget that I was eating it and accidentally finished it all without savoring it? What was I doing? Talking to Lyla, that's what I was doing. Well then it's her fault, that candy bar didn't count. I get to go back and get a new one because that certainly didn't count.
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the worst.
ReplyDeleteYa, but it'll count on your bottom. Trust me. I have a past with candy bars. :-|
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