Housewives tend to spend a lot of time doing things around the house alone. So what goes on inside the head of a housewife? What do we think about during the 15 minute task at hand? What odd scenarios play out in our heads while we sit on the floor folding clothes, or rock a nursing baby to sleep? What issues do we dwell on while making the kids lunch? What problems do we solve/create while we do the laundry? Here’s what goes on in my head…
About Me
- Sarah
- I have dedicated all of my time to the welfare, upkeep, control, future, problem solving, compromising, cleanliness, and order to my home, my children, my dog, my two cats, my two fish, and my husband. I have opted to put all my time, sanity, self control, patience, impatience, good grace, and stellar personality into this effort. I am happy to clean, willing to be walked all over, content to attend to my dirty duties, and totally convinced I have the best job in the world. Give or take a couple days.
November 2, 2011
...while looking out the window
Wouldn't it be nice of me to get out that leaf blower and take care of that mess? It would make Joe so happy! He would just LOVE it and would probably give me the night off. Plus our yard would look beautiful, unlike our neighbor with the ugly grass and tacky front yard. Everyone would see me out there and think " oh how nice, a woman actually out there taking care of yard business instead of a man. So refreshing. Plus I could just blow away all the dog poop instead of picking it up. However, I have never used a leaf blower, I've never even turned it on and from what I saw it had some kind of lever thing or a thing you have to push or pull like on a lawn mower, I don't know if I have to yank on the thing because I didn't watch joe turn it on and it's big and I would feel stupid like the entire neighborhood was watching me wrestle the thing, thinking to themselves "that's why women shouldn't take care of yard business." Forget it.
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