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I have dedicated all of my time to the welfare, upkeep, control, future, problem solving, compromising, cleanliness, and order to my home, my children, my dog, my two cats, my two fish, and my husband. I have opted to put all my time, sanity, self control, patience, impatience, good grace, and stellar personality into this effort. I am happy to clean, willing to be walked all over, content to attend to my dirty duties, and totally convinced I have the best job in the world. Give or take a couple days.

September 9, 2011

...while unloading the dishwasher

I wonder if any of my neighbors can hear me singing. If I crack the windows a litltle bit they may hear me singing but it wont look like I'm intentionally trying to get them to hear me because the windows are only cracked, not fully open, thus giving them the idea that I don't know how great I am. Then one day on the way to the mail box someone would be like " oh hey I heard you singing the other day," and I'd be like " really?? I didn't know anyone was listening." and then they would say " you know, I have a friend in the music industry, I'd love to introduce you to him." and I'd be like "wow! how unexpected!" then I would meet them and they would love me, I'd become a huge music star right away, bypass the whole American idol road block, spread my wealth to those in need, cure world hunger, buy Italy and live the rest of my life peacefully in my giant home with my maids to clean up after me. All because I accidentally left the window open while unloading the dishwasher.

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