Housewives tend to spend a lot of time doing things around the house alone. So what goes on inside the head of a housewife? What do we think about during the 15 minute task at hand? What odd scenarios play out in our heads while we sit on the floor folding clothes, or rock a nursing baby to sleep? What issues do we dwell on while making the kids lunch? What problems do we solve/create while we do the laundry? Here’s what goes on in my head…
About Me
- Sarah
- I have dedicated all of my time to the welfare, upkeep, control, future, problem solving, compromising, cleanliness, and order to my home, my children, my dog, my two cats, my two fish, and my husband. I have opted to put all my time, sanity, self control, patience, impatience, good grace, and stellar personality into this effort. I am happy to clean, willing to be walked all over, content to attend to my dirty duties, and totally convinced I have the best job in the world. Give or take a couple days.
October 10, 2011
...while jogging
Ok, hit my 1/2 mile stride, woohoo! Here we go open road! Hee-ya dog, pick up the pace, hee-ya! We're movin, we're movin, we're -- DORY YOU STUPID DOG DON'T STOP IN FRONT OF ME! Ok, here we go-- IT'S JUST A CAR, WHY ARE YOU STOPPING? LETS GO! NO NO NO DON'T POOP IN THE STREET! Great. I forgot a bag. Oh well, nobody will know it was my dog, there's no way I would jog around with a bag full of poop anyway. Feel in it, into the groove, pickin up speed, ignore the squirrel, ignore the squirrel, DORY IGNORE THE SQUIRREL! STOP TUGGING! Ok, another runner commin this way. Don't worry about my dog, not all pit bulls are nasty, she's a good dog, don't worry. What a jerk! You move all the way to other side of the road to avoid my dog? Whatever. You look stupid in your little outfit any way. DORY DON'T BARK AT HIM! DONT BARK DON'T BARK! "she's really nice, I promise, she wont hurt you, have a nice day Mr." .....I'm going home.
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buy the dog a treadmill!
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